G'Ma, Do You Have A Boyfriend??

So a few weekends ago Mamfs and I were getting in the car to go pick up Aunt Saundra from work and as she is buckling herself into her booster seat she asks..  G'Ma,  do you have a boyfriend??  I shake my head as I answer her..  no Mamfs I don't..  then she asks,  but G'Ma,  why??  so I told her because I hadn't met anyone I liked enough to make him my boyfriend..  then she tells me that I need to get a boyfriend so he can be nice to me and take care of me..  the things this child thinks up..  she is such a mess..  and you never ever know what is going to come out of her mouth...  LOVE HER!!!!

I'm going to get a baby giraffe!!!

Earlier in the summer I went to pick Mamfy up for the weekend and she was telling me about their stray cat and how it had kittens..  she wanted to see those kittens so badly,  but they were of course wild and skittish,  they had went down into a hole and Mamfs was trying to figure out how to get them out and that is when it all started..  I am going to get a baby giraffe and it can reach down into the hole with it's long neck and get the kittens out.. (this kid is pretty smart,  she definitely thinks things through)  so we asked her,  where are you going to get a baby giraffe and she looks at us like we are crazy..  From the Zoo.. of course..  where is the baby giraffe going to live??  In the back yard...  what happens when it rains..  it can go under the porch..  what is it going to eat..  the leaves off the trees..  how are you going to get it to your house..  in your car G'Ma..   I love how her little mind works..  I love how she puts things together and to her they make perfect sense..  most of all I just love her goofy butt...