G'Ma, Do You Have A Boyfriend??

So a few weekends ago Mamfs and I were getting in the car to go pick up Aunt Saundra from work and as she is buckling herself into her booster seat she asks..  G'Ma,  do you have a boyfriend??  I shake my head as I answer her..  no Mamfs I don't..  then she asks,  but G'Ma,  why??  so I told her because I hadn't met anyone I liked enough to make him my boyfriend..  then she tells me that I need to get a boyfriend so he can be nice to me and take care of me..  the things this child thinks up..  she is such a mess..  and you never ever know what is going to come out of her mouth...  LOVE HER!!!!